Funky Headgear

In Soviet Russia, colourbar loves you!

"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"

By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!




Welcome to my castle. Please do not step on the furniture, the ego is quite fragile and we had it re-upholstered only last week. To your right is the Hall of Tales, where visitors may gather round the fire and quaff their mead while listening to tales of great glory, ineptitude and glory (fire and mead not included) (glory also not included). Also exhibited there is the Epic Flail (of JUSTICE). To your left you will find the Library, in which the (relatively) finest works of poetry, fanfiction, creative description and some pencil artwork of varying quality are available for your perusal. Discussion, squee and constructive criticism are all more than welcome. For lighter entertainment and headscratching (head-scratchers not provided) please step into the Maze, (by clicking this link or any other you pledge that Cpt. O. &co are not responsible for any risk to life/limb/sanity and furthermore in the event of your death/injury/permanent scarring/psychic damage you are not allowed to sue, curse, swear vengeance upon, haunt or otherwise inconvenience the owner, other guests or the general state of the premises). Finally, in the event of a total breakdown of communication, civilisation, ettiquette, the molecular structure of the universe and/or life as we know it, all guests are politely and firmly encouraged to gather in the War Room (coming soon!) for further instruction.

Please, come in, make yourself at home!

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic

Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski

Testimonials:

Some things, which should never have been lost, were forgotten... Happily, we have Captain Oblivious to the rescue!
--drjon

maggiebloome is a small sphere caught in a slow yet manic simultaneous upward and downward spinning; it is much like a tiny, free-roaming planet, with a purple atmosphere containing many various shiny objects with dangly bits and gears. Its surface contents have proved an unending source of fascination to scientists, who are known to regularly disappear into unknown depths when previously unnoticed doors open unexpectedly and swallow them whole, never to be seen again.

Oh, and that thing on her head: A small blue kitten. maggiebloome lures potential victims explorers near with the power of its cuteness.
--woodburner


Cap'n Oblivious is, well, the cap'n. Of obliviousness. Obviously. Why are you asking? Has she done something? Is someone hurt? I just knew this would happ- oh. You don't say. With a purple bowler hat? Really?
--active_apathy




Friending policy: Go right ahead. Friend, comment, whatever. My f-list got overwhelming and had to be pruned, so my friending you is... pretty much arbitrary, really. But my journal isn't locked down, so that's okay - I always welcome comments!



(Does this look like Kansas to you, you pigtailed freak?)